"My friend was in a really awkward conversation and looked very uncomfortable. I showed everyone my socks. They started talking about the socks and the old conversation was gone!"
-Dedicated Reader
"My life is now complete. I no longer have to throw myself down the stairs. You saved my life."
-Happy
"Ever since I started choking during awkward time, I haven't been in a single conversation I didn't like! Thanks guys!"
-Murphy
"You're the reason my explosive diarrhea stopped...I could never thank you enough."
-Random Guy
