Prepare: Know how to fake cry.
What to do: When you want to change the conversation, start crying.
Example:
Carlos: I am the luckiest person alive! I won a million dollars in the lottery and now I can buy anything I want and my parents are taking me to Hawaii and....
Fred: (starts crying)
Carlos: What's wrong?
Fred: (starts crying harder) My life sucks. I got an A on my project. I was supposed to get an A+ and I didn't. (keeps crying)
Carlos: Come on, Fred, it's going to be okay. How about we talk about your favorite book now.
Fred: (stops crying) Really? Okay!
Conclusion: Your friend will feel so bad for you, they will talk about anything that will make you happy.
Warning: Your crying has to be believable or else you'll just make yourself look bad. Also, don't use this one often or else your friends will get you therapy for depression.
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