Prepare: Practice fainting at home. You likely need a soft surface, apple juice, and two boxes of marshmallows. Preferably sugar free.
What to do: When the conversation gets unbearable, pretend to faint and "collapse" into the arms of your talkative talker.
Example:
Kris: -and then we walked and walked. Oh and we held hands and tried to pretend people weren't following us but they were so it was kind of awkward but it was still wonderful and-
Alberto: I..err..don't feel so good....(faints)
What to do: When the conversation gets unbearable, pretend to faint and "collapse" into the arms of your talkative talker.
Example:
Kris: -and then we walked and walked. Oh and we held hands and tried to pretend people weren't following us but they were so it was kind of awkward but it was still wonderful and-
Alberto: I..err..don't feel so good....(faints)
Kris: (catches friend) Alberto!! Are you okay?? What should I do? Call an ambulance? The police? Your mom?! Don't die!!
Alberto: (opens eyes slowly, stands up groggily) huh...wha-what happened? Where am I?
Kris: YOU'RE ALIVE!!
Alberto: What happened?
Kris: You fainted but now you're alive and don't scare me like that again...
Conclusion: Your friend will be so scared by your fainting and so glad that you're alive, they'll forget all about the conversation talking place beforehand.
Warning: Serious injury could occur if done wrong. For one thing, you could fall wrong and hurt yourself or erm..have your lame attempt be discovered by your friend and get hurt in entirely different ways. Make sure it's believable, or otherwise, you'll end up in the hospital both ways. You have been warned.
Alberto: (opens eyes slowly, stands up groggily) huh...wha-what happened? Where am I?
Kris: YOU'RE ALIVE!!
Alberto: What happened?
Kris: You fainted but now you're alive and don't scare me like that again...
Conclusion: Your friend will be so scared by your fainting and so glad that you're alive, they'll forget all about the conversation talking place beforehand.
Warning: Serious injury could occur if done wrong. For one thing, you could fall wrong and hurt yourself or erm..have your lame attempt be discovered by your friend and get hurt in entirely different ways. Make sure it's believable, or otherwise, you'll end up in the hospital both ways. You have been warned.
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