Friday, April 15, 2011

Welcome!

Have you ever felt trapped in a conversation you didn't want to be a part of? Have you ever been dealt awkward questions you didn't particularly want to answer or people that made you want to push yourself down the stairs? (Don't do it!) Has all this ever made you break out in hives, start twitching uncontrollably, or experience explosive diarrhea?

Don't worry. You are not alone.

Millions of people across the globe suffer from the same problem you do and all of this is because they don't know how to change the conversation. Other websites may tell you you should have lists of previously discussed topics or enough subtlety, intelligence, or class to make sure the other person doesn't realize you're changing the conversation.

We're here to tell you: you don't need any of those things to change a conversation.

Nope. Even an idiot can do it. (We're not implying you're an idiot, of course.)

That is why we, Fred and Jarrah, are proud to present our list of
101 Conversation Changers...for Dummies.

The list will be updated frequently until we reach our goal, and each one will be tested by yours truly beforehand to make sure they're 100% foolproof.

Each CC will come with easy steps to follow and a breakdown of results, examples, and possible consequences.

We do not accept any responsibility for the results of our conversation changers. Use at your own risk.

But we'd love to hear how they go! Leave us a message!

Note: Be sure to check a couple times every week for new CCs. Update frequency depends on our homework load...

6 comments:

  1. Kate787987soccerluvrApril 19, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    Thank you for starting this blog. I feel like I will gain a lot of valuable information.

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  2. My friends are so annoying and awkward. I will use all of these!! :)

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  3. Thanks. Don't forget to tell us how they go!

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  4. why would you have homework if you are already out of school???

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  5. I work undercover at a high school and we all know high school=lots of homework so I have an excuse. Fred assigns himself homework. Some days when he is mad at himself he assigns more.

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  6. Tis the truth. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go finish the science paper I made due tommorow! I haven't even started on it yet! sighs...I really need to learn to prioritize...

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