Prepare: Just be able to think fast and react suddenly. The talker must know who Justin Bieber is or it won't matter.
What to do: Distract the talker by mentioning everyone's favorite (or least favorite) prepubescent pop star.
Example:
Maria: So let me tell you all about my toenail infection...
Kris: Err...
Maria: It's got pus coming out of the side and-
Kris: (points behind Maria) Hey look, Justin Bieber!
Maria: (turns around) Where?! ...I don't see him...
Kris: (laughs nervously) Yeah...about that. Erm...So have you heard his new album yet?
Maria: Yes I love it! Especially that one song about...
Conclusion: Like him or hate him, You're going to end up talking about Justin Bieber by the end of this conversation changer.
Warning: Two words. Bieber Fever. Beware for your health.
I used this conversation changer with my Justin-Bieber-obsessed best friend yesterday. I've totally had the biggest crush on him since like 4th grade, by the way, and we ended up talking about Justin Bieber ALL NIGHT!!! It was amazing :D Best conversation we've had in the 7 years of our friendship! He totally thinks I'm a belieber, and needless to say, we are now dating <3. We'll be together forever!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jarrah and Fred! You two are amazing!!! I will definitely keep using your conversations. Post new ones soon!
Your devoted fan,
Fay Kinnitt
^Oops. I meant **conversation changers** Sorry:D
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! THIS IS SOOO AMAZING!! LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER MAKES THIS BLOG SO MUCH MORE AMAZING AND PERFECT!!!AHHHH!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! THIS IS THE ONLY CONVERSATION CHANGER I USE!!!! JUSTIN!!! IF YOU'RE READING THIS I LOVE YOU!! I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE YOUR FIRST VIDEO AND I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!! CALL ME!!! I WANT TO MEET YOU!! I'M GOING TO A CONCERT SOON!!! PLEASE GIVE ME A SHOUT OUT!! MY NAME IS MEGAN AND MY NUMBER IS 1-667-223-3344!!! I LOVE YOUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWho's Justin Beiber?
ReplyDeleteARE YOU KIDDING ME???? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK OR SOMETHING???? JUSTIN BIEBER (YOU SPELLED IT WRONG, DUMMY!!!!) IS ONLY THE MOST AMAZING SINGER EVER!!! HE'S THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!!!! HIS SONGS ARE SOUL TOUCHING AND MAKE ME CRY WITH EMOTION AND I LOVE HIM TO DEATH!!!!!!! HE IS FAMOUS AND HAS THE BEST SONGS AND HIS MOVIE IS AMAZING!! I'VE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES I HAVE IT MEMORIZED!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS????
ReplyDeleteYou mean the guy that sounds like a girl and chants baby over and over again. I think I heard two seconds on the radio once and almost crashed. That guy?
ReplyDeleteI AM APPALLED!! I AM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN!!! NEVER. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO REPLY TO YOUR NEXT COMMENT!! JUSTIN, IF YOU'RE READING THIS IGNORE THE HATER. YOU'RE THE BEST, JUSTIN!!
ReplyDeleteyou've never spoken to me before but whatever. this is a cool blog though.
ReplyDeleteI read my post and realized it made no sense. I almost crashed because I was in a car.
ReplyDeleteHey guys,this one helped me get through tough time. Just chill.
ReplyDeletePeace, Love, and French Fries ;)
No offense to any JB fans but it is kind of sad that this post got the most comments so far. And again try not to fight so much. (Fred wrote this by the way. Not me.)
ReplyDeleteyes... do fear for your health.
ReplyDeleteIT IS DEADLY
by saying that "Fred wrote this by the way. Not me." are you trying to saying that you, Jarrah wrote this and then Fred wrote, "Fred wrote this by the way. Not me." or are you, Jarrah trying to say that you wrote all of it except the "Not me." part or are you, Fred trying to say that Jarrah wrote everything out of parenthesis and then you wrote, "Fred wrote this by the way. Not me." and got confused on who you are.
ReplyDeleteI need some specification here! If not then please refrain from posting anymore comments.
Thank you, (NOT)
^ Dear Anonymous, Let me start off by saying you are a HUGE pain in the butt, Yes, I DID write the Justin Beiber CC you are currently posting on, and no, I did not write the phrase "Fred wrote this, not me". That was Jarrah, talking about the CC.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I could help resolve your confusion. Thank you and have a nice day!
_Fred (AKA future ruler of the world)