Thursday, April 21, 2011

Conversation Changer #5: Love Confession

Prepare: Make sure you're on joking terms with the person. Otherwise this one is not for you.

What to do: Drop the L-bomb on your friend when he/she isn't expecting it.

Example:
Fred: Come on, Carlos. We have to catch the bus. I have to get a seat!
Carlos: Wait, can you tie my shoelaces for me?
Fred: Um, I love you, man.
Carlos: Wait, what? Oh alright...I love you, too, pal.
Fred: Yay! Now let's go. I have a bus to catch.
Carlos: Okay.

Conclusion: This one is really cheesy, but hey! It's been proven to work and it can get you out of doing stuff, like tying your friend's shoelaces.

Warning: Be careful who you use it on. Otherwise the results could be hazardous. (don't say we didn't warn you)
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15 comments:

  1. awesomeman92April 21, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    yeah.. another proof that this is dumb. i had an "experience" with this and it was horrible. i said i love you to a girl just because i wanted her to stop talking about justin bieber and cuz she crashed into a wall and now she's my girlfriend and won't leave and it's horrible. so yeah this website is terrible. i bet you're just some weirdos sitting in your living room with nothing to do.

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  2. JUSTINBIEBERFOREVERANDEVERANDEVERANDEVERANDEVERANDEVERANDEVER....April 21, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    i don't get this? since when is it a good idea to drop bombs on people? whatever. JUSTIN BIEBER I LOVE YOU!

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  3. Jabari Jarman Jarrah JumaApril 21, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    I think you deserve a girlfriend that loves Justin Bieber and crashes into walls, awesomeman92. Just saying. (I'd say more but Fred would make me do push ups for being mean.)
    JB fan, Justin Bieber has nothing to do with this. (I would now say something about bombs and Justin Bieber's head and being blown up but again, Fred, push ups, I don't like push ups)

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  4. GregalitiousApril 21, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    You can't ban me! It's a free country! Oh and this one doens't work either bcos pple are ALREADY sooo in love wid me they won't leave me alone!!! Help! I need advice on telling them to leave me alone!

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  5. AnonymousApril 22, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    Hey Awesomeman92 SHUT UP!! The advice on this blog is supposed 2 b used at your own risk, so if you CHOSE to do it and it backfired then it's your fault! Also, you're probably the weirdo sitting in your living room,since you're looking around on the internet 4 conversation changers because you can't think of any 4 yourself!! And Gregalitious, please stop being so full of yourself and obnoxious on the site! If you really want them to leave you alone,just tell them, and dont get snippy with the ppl of this website, becasue I know them and they're wonderful people who are just trying to have some fun.

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  6. Jabari Jarman Jarrah JumaApril 22, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    Thanks for defending us anonymous but it's okay. Fred and I have thick skin. (It's one of our superpowers.) P.S. Are you sure you know us?

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  7. AnonymousApril 23, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    Thats a wonderful idea! You guys should have a meet and greet! How about everyone comes to my house today around 4 oclock! yIppee

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  8. AnonymousApril 24, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    this sooo does not work. I tried this with my teacher when she asked me to turn in my homework and let's just say i have detention for a while. you might want to post something that actually works. gosh do you people really have nothing better to do??

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  9. Jabari Jarman Jarrah JumaApril 24, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    I've found that giving teachers chocolate or cake or cookies usually works better. But like with this conversation changer use common sense. If your teacher is trying to lose weight giving them cake will help you earn detention. There is a warning label on this for a reason.

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  10. AnonymousApril 24, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    hmmmmmm you do have a point but the warning label isnt exactly clear. maybe ill bring some cake to detention....

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  11. artmaster01April 26, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE!! AND COOKIES!! AND FLYING PIGS!! AND STUFF!! HEE HEE (oh...i think i had too much sugar...)

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  12. anniemarebuffMay 6, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    NO WAY FLYING PIGS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!! IM GLAD SOMEONE HAS SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH ME!!!! HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHE sugar.....

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  13. Jabari Jarman Jarrah JumaMay 6, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    I am so starting a flying pig fan club! Flying pigs forever!! And I like sugar too!!! And cake and cookies and brownies and...SUGAR!!

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  14. anniemarebuffMay 8, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    omg yay!!! i will totally join your fan club. because whats not to like about flying pigs??? they are soooo cooolio!! hehehheh and then if you add in cookies and browning and cake and of course SUGAR! it doesnt get much better than that!

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  15. artmaster01June 7, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Can I join your Flying Pig Fan Club? I mean it's the least I can do for my flying pig(sniffles) Fredina loved sugary snacks too... Also I have a question, anniemariebuff, do you have... Or had... a flying pig?

    P.S. I LOVE SUGAR!!!!

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